Consciousness of the Unconscious

I have found myself in the middle of summer with no job. Every friend - hell, every acquaintance I have has found themselves in the middle of summer with a job. Consequently I have found myself (seemingly) doing Jack Shit. I have chosen to capitalize these two words because together, they have currently become a very defining element to my existence.

Two lines above I have put the word "seemingly" between parenthesis. Many of you probably smirked at this as you may have thought I was trying to be clever and witty. However, if you have ever had a conversation with me you may have had to remind yourself that I rarely am translucently clever and witty at the same time without having tones of sarcasm underneath. This may be the reason I can't make new friends. Or why people tend to think I'm an over-opinionated A**hole. Or why I was never chosen as a representitive for anything in my 17 years of schooling. BUT I DIGRESS. The point I was trying to make with the seemingly clever and witty insertion of "seemingly" was that not doing Jack Shit has actually allow me to do, well, Lotsa Shit - mainly thinking.

This morning I sat on my back porch sipping bitter coffee and trying to ignore the sweltering humidity. Eight a.m. is entirely to early for sweltering humidity, especially if you are drinking coffee. The heat was soon lost on me though as I became strangely intrigued by two egrets stalking around my dock. I watched these egrets stalk for 30-minutes and in those 30-minutes they did almost less than I was doing. I believe collectively they stabbed three bugs and each bug was a ten-minute process. One would slowly, as if in the Matrix series, high step in the direction of his meal and then precariously wait for the moment to strike. The whole time I was thinking, "Jesus Hollis, just go for the f*cking bug. If it bolts there are millions more." Yes, I named the bird Hollis and was completely aware of how bored I was, but I was so captivated at the same time. I believe I was so captivated because of how applicable this process was to what we know as human life.

I'm a big fan of the Theory of Relativity, and the concept of relativity in general. Hollis and his hombre were taking their time catching these bugs because that's all they had to do that day. Relatively, they were working really hard and they were good at their trade. We all silently stalk our perfect bugs, be it the right job, the perfect boyfriend, the best fitting dress to minimize love handles. Sometimes it takes (seemingly) forever, but when you know you know. That's what I love about the world. The laws of physics and the laws of life are constant and the same for everything. Sure, some people are better looking and smarter and don't have weird obsessions with monkeys, but we are all connected some how. Maybe this is me being too metaphorical and figurative, but regardless this is the point of the discussion today which has taken me quite a few paragraphs to get to - the Collective Unconscious.

This is undeniably more spiritual and sappy than I usually am. I recognize this and have vowed to listen to less Jewel. ANYWAYS the collective unconscious was coined by Carl Jung (remember freshmen Psychology!) and is, to quote Wikipedia, "a part of the unconscious mind, expressed in humanity and all life forms with nervous systems, and describes how the structure of the psyche autonomously organizes experience." Digest that for a second. Basically we are all (humans and animals) connected with each other through some crazy and totally pervasive force.

J*l**s F*l*p* texted me some weeks ago about a giant sycamore tree in Blacksburg which was about to be chopped down - it had some fungus he supposed. He then proceeded to tell me that the night before he learned this bit of information, in his drunken stupor he had stumbled to the tree on his way to Tots (a bar full of pretty, and pretty drunk college tools [minus a few regulars whom I love dearly]) in desperate need of a place to piss. Ready to pull out his peter and unload in the privacy the tree's shadow provided, which was probably nonexistent but good enough for a drunken fool, he was stopped suddenly by an overwhelming love for this sycamore tree, of which he had never given any thought before. This love was so overwhelming that he zipped his pants back up and hugged the tree. For a long time. Then went on his way to use a legitamate bathroom.

The next day he read in the front page of Virginia Tech's school newspaper the Collegiate Times that the tree was to be cut down. Its 300-year life was to be ended. J*l**s believes the tree was saying goodbye to him through our collective unconscious. Sure, maybe he loses some credibility for being hammered (actually a lot of credibility), but I think he may have been tapping in to his collective unconscious.

There is one more collective unconscious incident I will sum up. I was camping with my mom and brother around the same time J*l**s texted me. It was a particularly hilarious and aggravating camping trip which involved a lot of getting lost and not a whole lot of sleeping. At the camp site there were two recently abandoned beagle puppies who were justifiably frightened. The first night as I approached them one ran away and the other, who I will call Lucy slowly came to me and basically begged me to hold her in my arms. I walked with her like that for about a half mile with her brother, Sawyer, following us. Then when I got to my destination I put her down and kept walking, but not before she licked my ankles. That night we were awoken by an awful sound that resembled putting a small animal into a blender and pushing "On," followed by quiet whimpers. Terrifying, I know. For hours the next morning we saw Sawyer running around frantically...and alone. I can only assume it was Lucy who was killed that night as she was nowhere to be found.

All day I couldn't help but think about how she let me hold her for so long and then "kissed" me goodbye. Ok I know you think I'm batshit crazy, and maybe I am, but it seemed eerily coincidental on both of these occasions. Things will always find a way to speak to you if you listen. So thank you Mr. Jung for the (seemingly) baffling term of analytic psychology.